gq:
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
One of my favorite Groucho quotes.
That, and ‘I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a member.’ He was one of a kind.
Study bunny [instagram]
You make spreadsheets sexy, baby. :h:
It’s something I Excel at. Get it? :hee: :h:
(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton)
“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.
Because if I was in a troubled relationship, there’s nothing I’d like more than to get a card confirming it.
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Marissa Mayer hints at more ads on Tumblr (via fastcompany)
…and so it begins.
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It was inevitable…
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More Otter love (by ncs1984)
I desperately want to come up with a cute caption for this, but I think I’m stumped. :hee: :h:
That was one of the all-time best Led Zeppelin tunes.
Whole Otter Love.
Hahah! Brilliant! :h:
More Otter love (by ncs1984)
I desperately want to come up with a cute caption for this, but I think I’m stumped. :hee: :h:
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Holy crap - that’s some tip!
(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)
The Frogman: Dear Yahoo,
First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too.
A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…
I want that ‘music band’ shirt. :hahahaha: What is that from?
HA! On edit: 30Rock - I might have known. :hahahahahaha:
You would rock that shirt, babe. :hee: :h:
HAHAHAHAHAA!!
Marissa Mayer, on the Tumblr acquisition as announced via press release on Yahoo’s Tumblr. Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !! (via jessbennett)
I don’t believe this for one minute. I think a lot of sucky changes are in store - nobody pays a billion dollars for something and then just leaves it alone.
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Miley speaks for us all.
She looks just like him.
She does!
